I had a conversation with teh internets recently:
Me: Holy harlequin, batman! A blog would be a perfect platform for a choose your own adventure novel!
Internets: Yeah, we did that already. It wasn't that cool.
Me: Oh.
Internets: ...
Me: ... Soooooo
Internets: Are you seriously doing it anyway?!
Me: Isn't it exciting!!?
Internets: You're such a derivative hack.
Me: : D I'm not even sorry!
So,
ATTN: Aspiring derivative hacks
Are you a struggling unsung artist desperately groping for a toehold into the world of free, digital, self published obscurity? Are you an emasculated man-child aching for an excuse to erect a fantasy world to escape the pressures of personal responsibility? Are you a frustrated fanboy with a neurotic need to explore every ancillary subplot of your favorite obsession? Do you want to shovel another glistening turd onto the festering heap of mediocre, internet based, second person perspective fiction?
Then this is the project for you!
You can announce your enthusiasm at ansibleblackwind@facebook.com
You will NOT be turned down!
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